FA LA LA LA LA....

My gift to you: 20 FREE itunes Christmas Songs.

Thank you KSW for this holiday tip.

You all miss me? Sorrrrry, I've been traveling a bit. Combing the world over looking for the best dealios. TBC.

FREE FLAT BREAD FROM JAMBA

Jamba Juice, mmmmmmm. Yummy. Have you ever tried the flat bread there? Me neither. You might as well go tomorrow, Tuesday, between 2-5 for a free flat bread. First 150 peeps.

HI CHEWS

Never had one? Go to Asia.

OR save a ton of money and pick these up at Wal-Mart. You won't regret them. They saved my life most of 2006-2007.

Selective 7's carry them as well. (ugh, that's 7-11 for all of you non-Taiwanese peeps)

More Candy

Candy is down to 75% off today. I picked me up some New Moon Convo hearts for $1.00. Amazing.

Saving them for Nov 20th.

-Mrs. Pattinson

I Am the Candy(wo)man

Do you get hit up for candy as much as I do? Ok, I actually love giving it away. If you can't get some from me any time soon, now would be a good time to buy some. 50% off.

If I've done my job right, you won't get your hands on a particular brand of candy. Candy is allllll gone in Wal-Marts, but most grocery stores have some left. Enjoy.

FREE HALLOWEEN TACO

I haven't been to Taco Bell in years. I won't be able to make it Taco Bell this Saturday, but you should.

Have you seen the new blackjack tacos? Curious? I'm not curious enough to spend money on one, so you might as well try one for free.

Taco Bell. Halloween. 6pm-Midnight. Enjoy.

BLANKET WITH SLEEVES: da SNUGGIE!! Fo FREEEE!

My model is probably going to kill me for posting those, but I think she really pulls off the epitome of comfort: the Snuggie.

The days of being inconvenienced by a restricting blanket are over. Thanks to my buddy Dylan Lamb, you will never compromise the warmth of your hands/arms again. click here for a FREE Snuggie Yep, totally free. Even free shipping. You even get to pick the color. I've got a Sage Green Snuggie coming my way!

Not sure what to get that friend that has everything? Think of the holidays! First pamper yourself with one, then starting gifting them.

We can all thank Dylan for a warmer, more convenient 09/10 winter season.

FREE iTunes DOWNLOAD

Now I'm sure you've all already pre-ordered your NEW MOON tickets on Fandango-- so this won't come as a surprise: every Fandango NEW MOON ticket purchase comes with a free iTunes download. Holla!

You'll receive an email with the promo code: "Satellite Heart" by Anna Marina. I hadn't heard of her either. After a good listen, I'm pretty sure I know how it fits into the movie. Not bad. I'll take my free song.

So...hurry up and preorder your tickets! See you at 12:10am.

This is one of my favorite NEW MOON posters. No Jacob. No Bella. The way it should be.

This will help you put your face on

Free Makeup. I'm a bit of a diva when it comes to the brand of my makeup, but I thought I'd pass on the savings for some free stuff I've never heard of.

Become a fan on FB and they'll let you know how to get the free goods. Holla.

This picture has nothing to do with me or the makeup, but it make me smile. Sequined cowboy hat. Amazing.

Me likes Taco Tuesday on Main

This won't come as a surprise my HB peepers, but Taco Tuesday at Sharkeez on Main St shouldn't be missed. Every Tuesday. Go.

I recommend the fried Fish taco. $1.75 (get 2 if you're a baller like me). Unlimited chips and salsa. 21 and over inside, patio seating for a younger crowd. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.

Main Street has more to offer than tacos.

Talk about some farm fresh $avings. Holler.

If you read my PETA post, than this won't surprise you. I LOVE TRI TIP. Half a pound $6. DELICIOUS.

I'M ON A BOAT....For half price.

I'm on a boat mother, take a look at me. Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea. Bustin 5 knot wind, whippin out my coat. You can't stop me mother cause I'm on a boat.

Yep, I was on a boat this last weekend. Utaw corn-mazes have been played. It's 2009, for a good spook the only place to be is on a boat.

Quick background: The Queen Mary is permanently docked in Long Beach as a musuem and hotel, but she certainly got around back in her day. In service 1936-1967, transported troops during World War II, and is reportedly haunted. They add a bunch of lame props during Halloween to try to make you scream.

Head on over to Baskin Robbins for coupons. Buy one adult admission ($29) get one admission fo free. Holla.

So for only about $15 you get admission to: 3 Halloween mazes set up on the boat: Isolation Ward, Pirates Revenge, and I can't remember the last one. On the ground there is a house set up decorated Vampires Village (NO Edward anywhere, sigh). There was also a "Club Dead." Some of the best music I've heard in a while. There were only about 20 people on the floor-- so plenty of room fo dancing. A mad fight broke out. Suddenly there were more cops than dancers. At that point Club Dead died.

Was the Queen Mary scary? Welllllll, I wasn't but thats not saying much. Boys, take your lady there, she'll cling to you for sure.

PS, The lines are super long, I suggest purchasing the $11 VIP upgrade so you can cut.

KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE

Business skool was constantly pushing us to NETWORK NETWORK NETWORK. "It's not what you know, its who you know" If it's not what I know, why am I at school?

One great way to save money is to be friends with someone who works for someone that has a box suite at the Honda Center and will give you 16 free Ducks tickets, VIP parking, and feed everyone dinner.

I don't mean for this blog to be about my personal life so much, but it's late and I'm tired. And I had a rad yet free evening. We were treated like royalty in our box suite. Happy to report the Ducks won 3-2. Only 1 fight broke out. And apparently they only skate the flying V formation in hockey movies. Disappointing.

Tonight was about who you know. And I'm glad I know Rhyll Smith.

"Networking." She actually offered me a job.

Boots with da fur. Sorry PETA

It's no secret, I'm not much of an animal lover (excluding Buster, I loved that Beagle). I prefer to hunt, wear, and eat animals.

I hope you have a strong stomach, cus I don't mean to be graphic, check out what my brother shot last week. Not much of a rack Bud, but I look forward to the jerky.

Back to help you all save $$$$$. It's fall, time to bundle up-- or at least start prepping your wardrobe. I love animal prints, but this post is dedicated to second hand leather. It's durable, warm, and so darn stylish. Well, new leather is too, but pricey. Below are leather jackets, shoes, skirts, vests, and a fur lined coat I've picked up at thrift stores over the years. The heels are leather and snake skin! Holla.

Start collecting pieces, your kids will wanna wear um someday too. I recommed Goodwill, DI, Salvation Army. Anyone want me to go with em? Hit me up.

MAMA MIA, PAPA PIA, BUY 2 AND THE THIRD IS FREE-IA!

If you know where that line comes from, I'm thoroughly impressed. If you don't, start brushing up on your Saved By the Bell quotes.

PIZZA. I love me a good pizza at home. Call me a diva, but I prefer DiGionros or CPK. Sadly these are the 2 most expensive frozen pizzas. Well not right now they're not. Run, don't walk to Ralph's for a deal.

Regularly $7.49, but currently on Clubbn' Card for only $4.47 Now through 10/13

Holla.

Scrub a dub fo FREE

Because of some past sales I've taken advantage of, I've literally got a year supply of pricey shampoo/conditioner. For those of you that need more before 2011 and don't mind rinsing with Herbal Essence, here's a deal for you.

75,000 FREE coupons from 10/8 - 10/12. Register through facebook and print the coupon. They are giving out 18,000 a day, so if you get there too late, check back first the next morning.

Thank you sista for da tip.

THURSDAYS = FREE STUFF

I don't typically shop in malls (See GEN X post) so I had never heard of Aerie. Apparently Aerie is to American Eagle what Gap Body is to Gap. I don't endorse wearing American Eagle, but free underwear is free underwear. Kari Scott Ward informed me of this give away. Any THURSDAY of the month, stop in for that month's free gift. This month is free make up brushes!! I'm there.

No purchase necessary, just show up and ask for yo' gift.

Gentleman, if you have a lady, you should be stopping in monthly to snatch up sommn fo yo woman.

Check out the deets and find a location near you: http://www.ae.com/aerie/alist/index.jsp

For my HB'ers, there is a store in the Westminster Mall and South Coast Plaza.

Holla.

GEN Xcellent

Almost daily I'm stopped and asked where I got my beautiful "801" diamond studded earrings. It's time I reveal my source.
GEN X Clothing. In the 801 of course. Need to say more? No.

...Fine, in case I do need to say more, this is the ultimate cheap, low quality clothing shop. Need a grill for yur mouf? A suitcase (that won't make it to your first destination)? Want to silk screen a shirt? Over the top Jewelry? It's got everything. It feels like an organized indoor flee market. I got a new shirt this last weekend and some shiny gold flats--pics to come. GEN X is also a great source for leggings! We all know I'm an advocate of dat! It's also a very entertaining shopping experience. Just don't go and make fun, you're not that cool.

And don't forget your Spanish dictionary. Just trust me.

FREE YOGA

childs pose, tree, warrior 2, eagle, mountain pose...

You want to learn how those words feel? My neighbor, cruz buddy, and all around bestie Kiele recently became hoefessionaly certified. She claim

s to teach lawyers. Add your name to her resume.

Let's test her out. FREE YOGA this Wednesday, 7:30 at Kris Sunberg's house in HB.

Wear some spandex!

Here's my girl Kiele in childs pose. She makes it look so easy.

RedBox

I like Redboxing movies. Sadly Twilight isn't in Redbox an longer, so every rental pales in comparison. Anyways, $1.00 a day isn't bad, but free is better. Google "free Redbox promo codes" before you go and enjoy the movie free.

Today's tip comes courtesy of Neil A: Redbox free MONDAY rental. CHECK OUT WITH COUPON CODE QNGJ7KD. Expires at midnight CST, 10/5/09. Call 866.733.2693 for help. Text STOP to quit.

So ya better run to get this deal. Actually, here's other promo codes you can use tomorrow, or any day in the future: breakroom or dvdonme. You can only use each promo code once-- per card you swipe. Swipe a credit card once and you can use the same code in the future if you swipe a different card.

Enjoy. And don't rent rated R, I don't condone it, ever.

LEGZ

It came to my attention that many women are living without. And it needs to stop.

I saw lots when I lived in LA. Not as much in OC. I simply don't get it. They are comfy, go with anything, dress them up with heelz, flatz, and best of all they are CHEAP.

Fortunately for my sister (known in the underground scene as BYULEGS) I don't travel without them. Them = leggings. I recently visited Kari Scott Ward in Iowa and made her wear them when we saw Britney. I noticed no one in the state wears leggings! Ladies, you need em. I recommend starting with a basic black pair.

I also recommend grabbing them at WalMart for only $3.00! Check them out HERE

Kari loves this very awkward picture of me dancing on Grand Ave in downtown Des Moines-- right after Britney's bus drove by!

Here she is. Legz for days. She really is gorgeous and far too humble about it. I'd be making money with that body (pssht, I mean like modeling) but she's too busy being a great mama of 2 of my favorite diva's. Kari is also queen bee of saving $$$$.

CRE CRE

Cre Cre is what I called ice cream as a bebe. In fact, to get me to jump off the high dive of the Oakmont swimming pool, my mother bribed me with a TRIPLE scoop from Thrifty's. I'll save info on Thrifty's for another posting.

Dryer's Ice Cream. (I'm told it's called Edward's Ice Cream east of the Mississippi). Either way, go to Ralph's now. This name brand ice cream is usually $6.49! Currently on club card for $2.99.

My fav is Dryer's Orange and Creme Sheret. That stuff is practically fat free but still tastes yummy. I'm no stranger to Cookies N Creme either.

COOKIES

I LOVE Cookies. Almost daily I go to Subway for 3 chocolate chip cookies. (3 for $1.25). Ralph's cookies aren't quite as good as Subway's underbaked pieces of heaven, but for $.10 a cookie: I'll eat. 18 cookies regularly $3.99 are only $1.80 on Club Card at Ralph's. So go clubbin and think of me every bite.